insomniaishell: Someone come punch me in the face so I can go to sleep.
android18: bullfika: android18: man what happened to jason derulo he derulOD’d
artistiquemeg: silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds Ugh, all the time.
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
vavin-free: loki-cat: i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress
maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for everyone i have just been informed on this
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
nosdrinker: i DO want to be an american idiot
pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
Ever since I seen The Great Gatsby I’ve been calling everyone Old Sport!!!
luphphy: caraknightley: i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun
buttsdotcom: I need to lose 30 pounds in today
gardencherub: what doesn’t kill you leaves scars ruins your lungs dries out all your tears leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning wishing you weren’t alive
2-3-7: GRUNGE, is not yin-yangs and long pastel hair, it’s not platforms and girls with high waist studded shorts..it’s not colored bathtubs and screenshots from lizzie mcguire. lord people, stop being so ignorant.
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS can we have a...
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself